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Jack Osbourne’s Fiancee Is With Child

The Jack I likeThat’s right, folks. I wonder if it’s his? That little fucking douche that sprung forth from Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne’s collective loins is not only getting married to a hot piece of...

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Richmond News Station Runs Video Update On Randy Blythe’s Homecoming

He's freeWTVR-TV, the CBS television affiliate in Richmond, Virginia, has run a news piece on Randy Blythe’s release. The Lamb of God frontman is back in Richmond after spending more than a month in...

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CNN Needs A New Fact-Checker, Calls Hatebreed “White Power Music”

WowSince that dumb racist fuck went on a shooting rampage at a Sikh temple over the weekend (he was apparently looking to kill Muslims, stupid ignoramus), the media’s been having a field day with the...

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Anti-Defamation League Apologizes To Hatebreed

The letterLast week, CNN erroneously identified Hatebreed as an agenda-pushing, violence-promoting white power band. Of course, we all know that’s fucking ridiculous. I know Jamey Jasta, and that dude...

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Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine Mad At CNN

Dave MustaineSo far, I’ve gotta say…2013 is sucking it. Maybe for you, the new year’s brought good fortune and positive energy. For me, we’re fucking 8 days in and I’m feeling overwhelmed,...

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Dave Mustaine Doesn’t Take Anderson Cooper Slam To Heart

Dave MustaineMegadeth frontman Dave Mustaine was mentioned on Anderson Cooper’s CNN show the other night. I didn’t write about it because, well, I thought what aired wasn’t very intelligent or cutting....

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CNN Needs A New Photo Editor; News Site Uses Wrong Image In Chi Cheng Obit

What the fuck is this?Perhaps the headline should have been “CNN Needs To Stop Covering Metal,” because they fucked this one up royally. You may remember the “news” channel called Hatebreed “white...

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Deftones Guitarist Comments On Chi Cheng Death

Chi ChengI keep saying it, but it’s true: The world is fucking falling apart. Look at Boston today. People just standing around, watching runners finish, and BOOM!, a garbage can detonates and takes...

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Anderson Cooper: Not Metal

Anderson Cooper throws the hornsSolid journalist? Yes. Nice, cordial dude I met once at a dual CNN/MTV event? Absolutely. Kvlt? Not one iota. But the other night, before signing off from his show, CNN...

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Kid Metal Band Lands On CNN

Unlocking The TruthUnlocking The Truth are a band of kids from Brooklyn who play in the city all the time for random passersby. I have seen them playing the streets before, and they can tear shit up....

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